May 2013
Ahhhh
Real Monsters ;)
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I feel like everyone should be aware that every taco bell has the ingredients and has the ability to always make a beefy crunch burrito. Just they refuse to because they are too lazy to figure out how to enter it into the computer at the cash register….
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So....
There’s this guy. And his name is Bryan, but on here he is known as LordNevyn. I’ve known him for a bit over 6 years now, and we’ve been together for about 5 years now. And well, it just keeps getting better with him. :3 lol
We had sex last night, it was amazing. haha Like, he literally took my breath away.
And this morning, he did it again. :3
How many of you can say the...
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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
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“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
sourcedumal:
If you’re a plus size company and basic shit like t-shirts cost more than 10 bucks, I’m not buying anything from you.
Ain’t no way in HELL I’m paying 200 dollars for a goddamn REGULAR COCKTAIL DRESS
200 for a bathing suit?
75 dollars for JEANS?
Are you fucking serious?
You can miss me with that shit.
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I don't understand....
How can you go and make plans with someone for a week into the future. And then when it comes down to it that night, they tell you “oh I can’t do it, I just put the last bit of my money into my gas tank” and then 5 minutes later they talk about “yeah :/ but we still have ribs and we can still go to target. I gotta buy a skirt and I want some new pumps :)”
How are...